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[annarr]

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[annarr]

Oh, Midgard is very much not a recommend, for what that's worth.

[white_widow]

You would think that would help with how often something tries to invade us, but no.

[annarr]

Really? Wouldn't you rather invade and overthrow a realm of assholes than one full of people who had it more or less together?

[white_widow]

If I had to deal with the assholes? Pass on invading at all, to be honest.

[annarr]

Really? No impulse to correct and improve the universe?

[white_widow]

I can do a LOT of things EXTREMELY well, but I do not believe that I could correct the universe.

[annarr]

Shame for the universe.

But probably a good job for Midgard. If you left to solve extraplanar problems, the numbers would get even worse.

[white_widow]

Well, that's the most I have ever been tempted to change it. I don't know that I want to be doing favors for Earth.

[annarr]

We could set something on fire. That's the opposite of a favor, I'm fairly certain.

[white_widow]

I am always up for setting something on fire.

[annarr]

See? Bringing the average right up xx

[white_widow]

Any particular thing you want to burn, at the moment?

[annarr]

Oh, let's just throw a knife at a map.

[white_widow]

Okay, that works for me.

[annarr]

Eyes closed and spun around?

[white_widow]

As if that makes any difference to either of our throwing ability.

[annarr]

Alas, how we suffer our general perfection.

[white_widow]

Good thing we look good while suffering, hm?

I got Greenland.

[annarr]

Admittedly xx

Well. A bit more of a challenge, but I believe in us.

[white_widow]

If anyone can still manage it, it's us.

[annarr]

True of most things.

Definitely true of surprise fires.

[white_widow]

Definitely true of any type of fire, really.

[annarr]

What type of fire is more fun than surprise fire?

Anyway, find something warm to wear x

[white_widow]

Well, sometimes planned fire, depending on what it is burning.

I'm going to take that as an instruction to go buy new clothes for this.

[annarr]

One hopes one's planned fires will be a bit of a surprise for someone else.

Will we match?